I love being here.
Where else can you wake up and have a horde of Tootsie Pops taped to your door?
Not to mention Tootsie Pops are highly coveted items here.
Dear Mysterious Person,
I think you may have the wrong room.
Nevertheless, thank you for the tootsie pops.
Cheers!
Nate
South Pole Librarian 
Cool! You know how to party at the South Pole, don’t you?